Half an hour later, after a quick stop at a beverage drive through (you should have seen the look on the cashier’s face) we took our beers and perched on a nearby billboard.
I look around at my city as Green Arrow pops the top off his beer.
“You sure it’s a good idea to drink in uniform?” I asked.
“What, you on the clock or something. We’re vigilantes, we can have a beer.”
I paused for a moment considering it and then opened one myself.
“So, can I ask you something?” I said.
“Shoot.” Green Arrow answered.
“Well, who do you think you’re fooling with that little mask, Oliver?”
Ollie grinned and then started laughing. “Not you I see, Teddy.”
Ollie and I had been doing business for years off and on. He even owns stock in Kord Omniversal.
“What tipped it off?” He asked.
“The beard. The voice. The fact that I’ve known you for five years and your taste in awful imported beer.”
“Fair enough.” He replied.
“Wow. Oliver Queen is Green Arrow.” I said mostly to myself.
“Well, look at you Ted. The Blue Beetle. Too bad about Dan though. Helluva guy. He ever tell you about the time He and I fought Solomon Grundy together?”
“No, I never heard about that one.” I said laughing.
“Ahhh. Good times. I’ll have to tell you sometime, but right now, how is it going Ted?” He asked turning serious for a moment.
“It’s going… I just… do you ever get overwhelmed with it all. I mean I’m supposed to be a superhero here, but really I’m just some guy.” I said.
“Look, at the end of the day even Superman is just some guy. Powers don’t make the hero. You said as much at Dan’s memorial.”
“Does Batman have powers?” I asked only slightly changing the subject.
“No, just a guy. Kind of a jerk, but just a guy.”
“Who is he?”
“Can’t tell you.”
“Why not?”
“Cause he’d drink my blood.” Ollie deadpanned.
I stared at Ollie for a second and finally he smiled and we both laughed.
“Bwahahahaha”
“So, who was the guy who nearly took you out?”
“Which one? It’s happened more than once this week.”
“Start with the first one.”
“Chronos, the time traveling super villain.”
“Must be new. Yecch. I hate time travelers. Did he threaten to go back and seduce your mom?” He asked jokingly.
“He had a big part in Dan’s death. I’m not sure I understand what happened, but I have a pretty good idea.”
“Don’t try to figure it out, it’s all Greek to me too. Don’t tell Flash, he’ll question you for hours about it. What’s the deal with the Madmen?” He asked.
“They’re clones. Apparently of my Uncle Jarvis who was shot to death by Dan’s sister.” I answered and then went on, “They’re evolving. They were dependent on him and now they are not. At least that’s the long and short of it.”
“Hmm. Dan’s sister is a killer?”
“Yeah, I saw her shoot Jarvis. She seems to be controlling the Madmen now. I barely escaped but, I have this.” I pulled put a vial. “It’s an antidote that will reverse it. They will devolve when exposed to it.”
“Sounds like you have a plan. Need help?” He asked.
“Yeah, couldn’t hurt.”
“I’ll call the New Outsiders. I... listen, you ever think about joining a team?” He asked , but as he did so I was noticing the bill board we were sitting on for the first time.
“Yeah I think I will.” I said.
Ollie turned his head and looked up. He flashed his classic Oliver Queen grin.
“It’s always about a pretty girl isn’t it?”
Above us thirty feet tall stood a bill board advertisement for the newest reality show.
“MTV Docs presents: Under the Cape: Powers, Inc”
“Her name is Looker” Ollie said, “ Nice girl.”
“Yeah.” I said, “Looker.”
“That Booster Gold sure seems like an ass though.” He said.